sadtinyface: Wow. ok Fuckin’ REALLY? ok.. Hmm…. allow me to fix this, my ..logical followers. 1. Don’t put drugs in women’s people’s drinks. 2. When you see a woman person walking by her themself, leave her them alone. 3. If you pull over to help a woman person whose car has broken, remember not to rape her them. 4. If you are in a lift and a woman someone gets in, don’t rape her them. 5. Never creep into a woman’s someone’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her them from between parked cars, and rape her them. 6. Use the buddy system! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public. 7. Don’t forget: it’s not sex with someone who’s asleep or unconscious- it’s RAPE! 8. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone ‘by accident’ you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can call for help. 9. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. If you have every intention of having sex later on with the woman person you’re dating regardless of how she they feel about it, tell her them directly that there is every chance you will rape her them. If you don’t communicate your intentions, she they may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her them and inadvertently feel safe. 10. Don’t rape. That is all.

sadtinyface:

Wow. ok

Fuckin’ REALLY?

ok.. Hmm…. allow me to fix this, my ..logical followers.

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s people’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman person walking by her themself, leave her them alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman person whose car has broken, remember not to rape her them.

4. If you are in a lift and a woman someone gets in, don’t rape her them.

5. Never creep into a woman’s someone’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her them from between parked cars, and rape her them.

6. Use the buddy system! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.

7. Don’t forget: it’s not sex with someone who’s asleep or unconscious- it’s RAPE!

8. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone ‘by accident’ you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can call for help.

9. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. If you have every intention of having sex later on with the woman person you’re dating regardless of how she they feel about it, tell her them directly that there is every chance you will rape her them. If you don’t communicate your intentions, she they may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her them and inadvertently feel safe.

10. Don’t rape.

That is all.